Turning Words Into Verbs: Can't Quite Find the Words

My Thoughts Exactly...

I am a direct insult to what the ~~fuck~~ Satan invested time in.
(C.P. Maze)

My first responsibility is to let my caged words take flight and not believe the hype that what I say don't make a difference.
(Mayda del Valle)

...but with something as permanent as death looming like oxygen, passin' you up because God had your back again, how could you sit back and act like you know exactly where you'll go when you're dying?
(Cierra Robinson)

I'm a conceited elitist that's borderline genius, who speaks dope wrote broken down English.
(Tommy Bottoms)

If you speak about it, you should be about it, not just preach about it all day. Cause if you don't you run the risk of chasing some of the most beautiful people away, and it is never my intention to discourage you- rather encourage you to change your life today.
(Lyfe Jennings)

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes me measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
(George Bernard Shaw)

Can't Quite Find the Words

"It's not that I don't want to be friends,
but driving backwards is how you get into accidents."

I've gotten pretty good at this defensive driving thing, and I no longer feel the need to look in the rearview. However, I can back up for a brief moment to tell you happy birthday. If I could say it directly, I would. For some reason, that's not coming too easily. I'm not one for fronting- so to be honest, for the 3 days leading up to this- I've been trying to determine in what way I would say this to you that would cause the least amount of uneasiness and still seem genuine. This mode of communication will have to suffice, and I'm just going on the faith that you read this. I'm actually angry for feeling the need to do even this much... still. But hey, this is who I am and who I'll always be, and I'll never change-this is always me.
Happy Birthday